" Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to. "

ocevns:

do you ever go through your dash and go “oh my god this photo would be perfect for my blog” and then you realize its something someone just reblogged from you

(via stop)

(Source: scarerants, via define-normal-plz)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via captain-missmess)

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

(via telapathetic)

snapchatting:

hearing people chew is seriously the worst sound in the world

(Source: snapchatting, via telapathetic)

sushigoddess:

tumblr gets a lot more fun when you stop taking your blog and notes and followers so seriously and you just do what you want and not care if people dont like it

(Source: sparkleboner, via telapathetic)